Ur Mom

A high ranking insult

Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."

Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."

by Kayla and Amber October 09, 2008

Ur dad

He is currently not available, loading milk for ur fucking life and banging some random stripper. he left beacause ur bad lmao L

Ur Dad is Gey

by LeBabyAnt April 27, 2021

ur a poop

Saying told by a girl named jana directed to her friends

Jana: "ur a poop"
Amdrea: "no ur a poo"

by jessica______________________0 May 20, 2021

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 07, 2010

Ur ma

Your mother

Ur mas a big bubbler who sits on her hole all day watching Gordon Ramsey

by Fathead27 April 29, 2019

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.

cousin sally: u got a big ahh forehead
you: yk who does got a big forehead?
cousin sally: who?
you: ur mom
cousin sally: ~goes thru all 5 stages of grief~

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief.

by no.luv4zoeyy December 02, 2022

ur mom

the #1 thing on my to-do list.

Dude1: bro what's on your to-do list today?
Dude2: ur mom is.

by Anabanana_lamagamagoo December 08, 2021