the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society

Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.

Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"

by Elburno March 2, 2008

Underwater Basket Weaving

A complex term used for sex; it takes two guys and a girl, or whatever you are into. One person receives the action, preferably a girl, while the guy or the other girl eats her out so hard and aggressive like weaving a basket. The other guy or girl would pour a bottle of fancy ass water, to give the simulation of being underwater.

"Hey, lets have a three way do some underwater basket weaving!"
Yeah let's do it!

by Eroom Rolyat November 16, 2016

Underwater Basket Weaving

Something to write on sweat pants if there is nothing else to, often followed by numbers 1-7 no one knows where this practice comes from however it is largely considered random without cause and just because/ why not?

I don't know what to put on the sweatpants!
me neither!
how about underwater basket weaving then the numbers 1-7?
sounds good buddy

by mchch September 8, 2009

Underrated

Little mix.

Stan the underrated Little Mix you cowards

by StanLittleMixCowards March 14, 2019

Underwater bitch

A bitch that has a ocean pussy. With all the seafood u can smell and eat.Bitch never cleans her self.And looks like a donkey.{A song that was written for this thing} under the sea-A little mermaid .....my lyrics say -under the sea in yo pussy under the sea in yo pussy darling it's stinks smells just like fish rotten pussy!!

You're an underwater bitch

by Unique4Life December 22, 2016

Underpants Gnomes

The Underpants Gnomes are mystical creatures that bring you back all of your missing nugs at the most opportune times. Whether you lost your frosty green nuggets during a fumble in the car, or you lost your whole sack during a drunken rampage, the Gnomes are sure to bring back what is rightfully yours in due time. If they happen to give your pot to someone else, do not worry, for the Gnomes are fair and will reimburse you at a later time.
They dwell anywhere that you may have been smoking pot, but these honored creatures never show themselves. Regardless, they must be thanked and honored when they present gifts.

"I dropped a couple nugs on the ground right here and they just vanished! WTF!"
"Ah bummer bro, it was probably the Underpants Gnomes."

"Fuck yeah, check this loud loud I just found under my seat! Must've been the Gnomes."

by The_Hemperor February 16, 2014

undertaste

The taste of the undercarriage of a lover. Subtypes include pre- or post-coital undertastes.

I was pleasantly surprised by her undertaste last night

by Tyfreak Hill October 1, 2023