Twitter

A place where weaklings can

a) ''Have their say'' for no one in their lives will listen to them
b) Feel closer to their idols (even though those idols couldn't give a rat's ass whether they live or die)

Cock womble: Log onto to twitter man!

Actual person: What?
Cock Womble: I wanna follow you.
Actual person:
Cock womble: Come on!!!
Actual person: I know people who listen to me and love me even when I talk shit. They're called friends. Not followers! Friends!!! And so I see no need to post my thoughts on a silly website where many people will just scroll up anyways subsequently making me feel like an insignificant spec on the horizon. FUCK YOU, YOUR TWITTER, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD!!!
Cock womble: ...

by Zam89 January 21, 2015

twitter

a very dangerous place, you might need a hazmat suit

im going on twitter

by Tranman64 January 10, 2021

twitter

the physical representation of hell

the world would be a better place if twitter ceased to exist

by i have severe brain damage June 25, 2021

twitter

a useless site where people talk about how they do stuff all the time

"do people with no lives go on twitter?"
"most of people on twitter don't have lives, but some just barely go on there those who just do one thing on twitter only once probably has a life"

by mknkn July 01, 2014

Twitter

The space between the twat and the shitter.

I was all up in her twitter last night.

I followed that twitter all the way to Kansas.

by m.A.A.d Man June 03, 2013

Twitter

Where most girls find out their boyfriend is cheating

Where most girls stalk their crush/boyfriend

Girl 1: hey did you see Bob post a picture on twitter with Suzy on his lap?
Girl 2: oh god, Miley is going to flip!

by Thejanopig on twitter <3 February 17, 2014

Twitter

The name of the black hole at the center of the galaxy.

Scientists hypothesize that Twitter will suck in anything within it's reach

by dragonkeeper123 March 21, 2010