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dead tweet

When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)
"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."
by Syn Tempo May 3, 2021
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Tweet hole

Unfiltered Twitter rants; the social media version of a "cake hole" or "pie hole."
Courtney Love's big tweet hole cost her big bucks. Kanye West can't keep his tweet hole shut. Kim Kardashian's getting paid every time she opens her tweet hole.
by AdonisGenes March 19, 2011
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tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter
Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.
by jjmo July 20, 2009
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Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!
by JbJr03 July 30, 2010
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workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)
Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.
by CatSheman October 20, 2010
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Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.
Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet
by PG96 December 29, 2011
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Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.
Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian
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