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Clown tweeting

Clown tweeting is the act of quote tweeting someone and making a nasty dunk on them which leaves them seen as a clown.
A: Did you see that stupid tweet yesterday?

B: Yeah, clown tweeting it gave me 2K likes and 355 retweets.
by IamHanFei January 18, 2021
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Ambien Tweeting

-- When you take the sleeping pill Ambien, your brain becomes unbalanced, inspiring you to post racist statements on Twitter that you later regret.
“It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting, I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please.” Roseanne Barr
by cryjustice June 12, 2018
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moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."
by MoonPie November 1, 2013
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Skeet it and Tweet it

A variation of "Toot it and boot it."
The act of going on twitter and tweeting about the person who just finished giving you oral sex until you climaxed.
Guy 1: So you had this chick for a one night stand. Did you jizz in her mouth?

Guy 2: Duh, I skeet it and tweet it!
by JbJr03 July 30, 2010
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workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)
Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.
by CatSheman October 20, 2010
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Drunk Tweet

The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.
Pam tweeted really weird things last night.

Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet
by PG96 December 29, 2011
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Gain Tweet

When you gain several twitter followers from having absolutely no talent or reason for having so many followers, for example going online and paying lots of money for twitter followers, buying twitter accounts off of others which already have several hundred-thousand followers, or going online and completing lots of surveys which require lots of extremely personal information to get more followers.
Aquafina: OMG Evian, you know that ratchet girl in my chem class, Dasani? Well Fiji told me that she gain tweets once a month. Last week she bought an account with 300,000 followers for $89,000 bucks!

Evian: OMG I never liked that girl anyway, lol
Aquafina: Omg Evian shut up you're so young, never say lol again, thats like cool slang for like third graders.
Evian: sorry aquafina
Aquafina: it's okay, evian
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