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Turkish Omelette

When a girl has intercourse with many different male partners vigorously, creating a puss and sperm filled jello-like substance that brews inside the female's meat flaps. Once nice and warm, the female then releases the goo onto one lucky male's chest, hereafter referred to as "the Turkish Omelette."

To complete the act of the Turkish Omelette, the other male partners share the Turkish Omelette in equal portions until it is all gone.
"Hey Steve, do you feel like making some Turkish Omelette's tonight? I'm hungry!"
by Glimpze740 July 2, 2008
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turkish victory

A sex act whereby immediately following orgasm, the satisfied partner shouts "victory!!" and then immediately tasers his/her partner with a stun gun
Justin: Why did you buy a stun gun? Its not even a dangerous neighborhood around here.
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend
by roofman August 11, 2009
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Turkish Handjob

The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
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Turkish Q Tip

When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.
Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
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Turkish prison

A common pseudonym for a place where acts of disturbing sexual conduct, preferably rape, has occurred, as was the case in the movie "midnight express".
"Have I told you about the time I was in a Turkish Prison?"
by A*mazing April 25, 2010
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Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )

When your about to cum you shove your penis in her mouth and cum on her tonsils and down her throat.
Guy 1:Dude I gave Stephanie a Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!
by jklasfhuiagieug April 6, 2009
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turkish mouth wash

putting ones anus on anothers lips and then having a wet fart
that man loves when i give him my turkish mouth wash
by TrueElite93 December 31, 2008
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