by elevated stardards jerk off March 18, 2010
Get the turd tubingmug. when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration
we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin
by the randyman January 16, 2010
Get the tube fuckinmug. by Winters & Yonkers June 28, 2018
Get the poon tubemug. Main Entry: Relief Tube
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century
A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century
A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.
Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Relief Tubemug. by boywithnonose August 17, 2009
Get the Me-tubingmug. The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).
Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.
The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.
Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.
The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.
Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<
by cerberus82 February 28, 2011
Get the tube of shamemug. by D33NO TUBE FAN PAGE February 20, 2022
Get the D33NO TUBEmug.