tube of shame

The London Underground conveniently closes at night from around 0030 to 0500 (because obviously everyone's asleep then).

Catching a 'tube of shame' is when one catches one of the early morning services home after a particularly massive night out, or worse one-night-stand.

The 'shame' is normally attributed to a combination of a comedown/hang-over you have and the reflection time you have on the train as you piece together what actually happened the previous night and how to explain it to friends.

Johnny answers phone
Ben: "... what were you doing last night with that girl/boy?"
Johnny: >>No comment<<
background noise of street/trains etc...
Ben: "Where are you?"
Johnny: >>no comment<< (too hung over, tired/mashed)
Ben (smirking): "Tube of shame :)"
Johnny: >>laughs in acknowledgement and hangs up<<

by cerberus82 February 28, 2011

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Get the tube of shamemug.

D33NO TUBE

Teenager who makes funny great videos and plays football/soccer/footy

D33NO TUBE/D33NO is so funny

by D33NO TUBE FAN PAGE February 20, 2022

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Get the D33NO TUBEmug.

tube fuckin

when a couple take an inter tube into a lake or body of water and you swim up through the center of the tube with your arms around the tube and the girl pulls her bikini to the side so you can have sex both leaning aginst the tube for better pinatration

we were tube fuckin at lake haveascrew and when we got back to shore another couple said can we barrow that inter tube and 10 minutes later 15 couples in tubes in the water fuckin

by the randyman January 16, 2010

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