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Trock

Time-Lord Rock

a new genre of music created by the ingenious nerimon, and inspired by The Doctor a brilliant 900 year old alien who travels through time and space in a little blue box (don't worry, it's bigger on the inside!)

Doctor Who? you ask

Precisely!
DALEK 1: IDENTIFY THE MUSICAL SENSATION ABOUT THE DOCTOR?

DALEK 2: THAT WOULD BE TROCK DALEK 1

DALEK 1: EXTERMINATE TROCK!!!

(fear not Trock fans, as the Daleks are still in the process of mastering the stairs...be warned when they remember that they can magically fly in the new series)
by Lyra V Ellison October 11, 2008
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raging trojan helmet

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.
The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.
by Dan McKenna September 11, 2005
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Trojan

1) A popular condom that is often referred to.

2) Most of the people who put a "thumbs down" on this, means that the condom broke on them and/or they didn't put it on correctly that night and they either have a child now(on the way) and/or a nasty STD. which sucks.
1) guy1: Hey I'm about to go have sex
guy2: dude you should totally use trojan! they hardly ever slip unless you don't know how to put it on.

2) guy 1: Dude that condom broke and now my gf's pregnant with twins and i got a STD!
guy2: dude did you slip it all the way down the shaft of your penis?

guy 1: oh crap! no i just put it on half way cause it was a quickie.

guy 2: what a 'tard
by The condom Guru July 4, 2009
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Break the Trojan

1. To have rough, angry sex with a woman you find very attractive, but you hold back a little bit to ensure the integrity of the condom as insurance so you do not have to pay child support or spend any unnecessary time outside of the bedroom together.

2. To be brought unwillingly into a more serious phase of a relationship with a parter you would rather have as a causal sex buddy through any means.

To Break the Trojan would mean the girl would become impregnated and you would either have to marry her, or pay child support for 18 years.
Guy 1: Man Michelle is smokin hot, would you hit that?

Guy 2: Yeah I'd hit that, with a vengeance, but I wouldn't Break the Trojan.

Guy 1: Word, I hear shes an alcoholic anyways.
by Bigezay March 3, 2008
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teocawki

TEOCAWKI is an acronym for the phrase “The End Of Civilization As We Know It“.
A TEOCAWKI happens when an event or events change all or portion of the Earth’s population’s
values, ideals, way of thinking, social structure, view point or how the interact with one another.
It is likely the ones that under going the change will not notices that they are changing and that it will only
be seen by persons that have managed to resist changing. Even thou one does not change the way that others are the fact that others around him or her are changing will affect a change on him or her. Society is ever changing and evolving the values, ideals, way of thinking, social structure, view point or how the interact with one another was different when your great great great grandparents were alive and will be different when your great great grandchildren are borne.
If same sex marriages are legalized it could very well be teocawki.
by WestpointMAG April 7, 2008
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trojan toaster

the process of throwing a condom in the microwave for a short period of time and then placing it over your penis
The trojan toaster is an inexpensive penis warmer.
by PJCS2 December 23, 2009
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Trojan Torch

the act of lighting someone's hair on fire, while you fuck them from behind.
i wondered why he dipped my hair in gasoline before we started to have sex. then i realized why, he trojan torch me.
by whiitney_is_awesome March 11, 2010
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