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One guy's trauma is another guy's drama

My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?
by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005
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post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007
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traumed

Basically to be traumatized but not on such a big scale.
Shit I start my new job tomorrow, so traumed
by louispwaan July 12, 2011
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Blunt Penetrating Submersive Trauma

A term commonly used among EMT's, Paramedics, and Firefighters to describe someone who has just been laid.

A term used to describe the act of having sex.

A term used to describe the a type of trauma commonly suffered by those who have just been penetrated in a sexual manner (i.e. BLUNT=penis; PENETRATING=the act of sex; SUBMERSIVE=entering someone with a blunt tipped penis or other phalic-like object; and TRAUMA=the resulting condition).
The other night, I left my girlfriend lying there on the bed, dripping wet, and suffering from blunt penetrating submersive trauma after doing her for over an hour!
by S.J. Friedman October 13, 2005
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traumascum

A slur used by endogenic or other non-traumagenic “systems” to make fun or refer to people with Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) or Other Specified Dissociative Disorder (OSDD) and real-life trauma.

This word is a direct reference to the word “truscum”
Person 1: You’re such a traumascum.
Person 2: Fucking pardon? Unlike you, I’m actually traumatized.
by tavesanity February 6, 2022
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traumagedy

something that is a tragedy and traumatic all at once.
It's a traumagedy that I had to do homework tonight instead of watching the World Series with my friends.
by Meredith Ann October 27, 2004
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traumatram

someone severely traumatised about something stuipid and cant stop freaking out and talking about it
o great Ians going off the small jump again remember last time when he fell onto the traumatram?
by boobtwista May 8, 2008
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