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Ford Transit

Your mate's van which is actually just a Jaguar XJ220 with a Transit body.
Steve: That is not a van

Jeremy: It is a van, I'll show you. It even managed to beat you while carrying an engine.
Steve: It says Jaguar. And it's turbocharged!
Jeremy: Actually what...it is, it's a Jaguar XJ220 in Ford Transit
by realradoncombe October 28, 2021
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Afterlife Transitionism

Afterlife Transitionism is a void-compass lib-left soulist extraphysicalist hyper-ideology omni-ideology that believes that the only way to superatife death is the transition to afterlife completely, afterlife transitionism believes that extraphysicalism, Extraphysicism, Esoteric Soulism, Esoteric Anti-Deathism, Divinialism, Spiritualicism, Transcendentialism and all similar ideologies are right and the only way to win death is reaching afterlife while being alive, doing so or by reaching a high level of being or by technology, but not by classical transhumanist technologies, but by extraphysicist, divinialist, spiritualicist, soulist and even quantumist ideologies. Afterlife Transitionism is often seeing as being equal to Transcendentialism, but focusing on reaching afterlife and not a high level of being. Afterlife Transitionism believes that natural sciences cannot determine, prove or disprove the existence of afterlife, being necessary the creation of its own methods and epistemologies to determine so, such as for study anything related to the extraphysical, spiritual, esoteric, divine, occult and so on.
"Afterlife Transitionism was created as an answer to Pro-Afterlifeism, as a mean to slove all of it main problems and in order to enable humanity to also become an extraphysical society and a highly evolved society. Afterlife Transitionism often supports Monteirism politically and often sees monteirism as a good way to turn afterlife transitionism in reality."
by Full Monteirism June 2, 2021
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Transit Tokes

The divine right to take a toke on a joint when passing it from one person to another.
Luke: Hardly having tokes, it’s Josh’s turn
Maxwell: Transit Tokes bro
by Uncle Shmal November 25, 2024
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transition year

A complete waste of time, sellout and violation of the Geneva convention, at least when I went through it. Maybe it’s better now. I know it is.
Hopefully transition year is better now. I’d like to experience it again to see if it’s changed. But my original experience of ty was like being involved in a massive war crime i never wanted to be part of.
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Dimensional transitioning

A sacred term coined by Daniel Morris (Starseed9) to describe the soul’s conscious transformation from the physical world into another sphere of existence. “Dimensional transitioning” reframes death not as an end, but as a shift into a higher state of consciousness — a movement of the eternal soul beyond the body.
My grandmother didn’t die — she dimensional transitioned.”
“There is no death, only dimensional transitioning. The body is a vessel. The soul is eternal.
by Dream-walker July 20, 2025
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transition year

A disgusting lump of garbage, sellout and waste of time that turned the Geneva convention into the Geneva suggestion with the amount of war crimes it committed.
Despite all the rules of the Geneva convention transition year broke, it was still somehow less of a war crime than bray school project which will forever be the ultimate war crime and Geneva convention rule-breaker. Maybe ty is better now. Wouldn’t bet on it though.
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transition year

TY = SHIT
the worst year ever experienced.
shit. fuckin shit. i hated it.
i tried really hard to get myself to like it, but i couldnt. its just too bad. a total waste of time.
NEWPARK HAS FAILED!!!!!. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
why did they sell out????WHY?????
newparks aura and reliability has FADED TO BLACK.
retard: OMG i love transition year

smart person: fuckin retard, that shit sucks.

retard: what no it doesn’t.

smart person: WHAT?????????
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