pee pee toucher

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

by jon f May 17, 2005

The Dutch Touch

A Dutch persons mojo.

The thing most Dutch People Rely on in life...

"Just a nother Bonus of being Dutch"

Non Dutch Person: How did you pull that off

Dutch Person: What can i say its the Dutch Touch...

by Dutch Touch October 8, 2006

Touch Cloth

One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.

Dude, I floated an air biscuit and touched cloth.

by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004

touchebag

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

by JL Patrick November 28, 2011

Because you touch yourself at night!

One of the most popular theories as to how the dinosaurs become extinct.

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because you touch youself at night!

by AndyAML July 30, 2003

go touch grass

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.

eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.

by creatorsss April 21, 2021

touch grass

When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.

Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.

by Stagnation May 2, 2021