bubble gum toothpaste

WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIPS SWELL BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO IT

“Hey mom, my lips feel funny after the bubble gum toothpaste”

“Okay son, just keep using it”

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

Hillbilly Toothpaste

Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.

Cletus got ready for his date by drinking 3 shots of Hillbilly Toothpaste.

by JMCComedy November 23, 2020

Toothpasting

Toothpasting is a type of masturbation where a man sucks another man’s penis until ejaculation, where he then used it as toothpaste.

Kellan refused to give a Toothpasting.

by Johnny Tinkerbottom February 9, 2023

toothpaste boy

ralsei

too late toothpaste boy! I already ate the second cake!

by person personnium December 14, 2023

Toothpaste Chart

it's like squeezing the data out over a period of time or something

"it's like squeezing the data out over a period of time or something" - Chris Toothpaste Chart

by Xenogears7 August 26, 2022

toothpaste

paste made of teeth

i ate some toothpaste

by WOOOOW 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 September 12, 2021

Toothpaste theory

T = f(P, Q)
Where:
T represents the perception of time,
P denotes the specific properties of the toothpaste formulation,
Q signifies the quantum interactions involved.
This formula suggests that the perception of time (1*) is a function (f) influenced by the properties o the toothpaste (P) and the quantum interactions (Q) it engages with. It hypothesizes that these variables combine in a manner that alters temporal perception, as observed and tested through empirical studies.

Toothpaste Theory suggests that specific formulations of toothpaste, when applied in controlled settings, exhibit properties that interact with quantum particles. Through rigorous empirical studies and experiments, these interactions have shown measurable effects on temporal perception. This approach integrates principles from quantum mechanics to explore how everyday substances could influence fundamental aspects of time. The theory's foundation in scientific methodology ensures its reliability and potential implications for understanding broader scientific phenomena.

by Hooville dittlebottom May 19, 2024