Lego toddle

A verb, used to describe the type of unbalanced walk after stepping on a stray piece of Lego.

Ouch.

Watch out, don't step on that piece of Lego! You'll Lego toddle otherwise, and you don't want that!

by WordSmithsies March 24, 2012

toddlebag

A small child; can be applied from ages 0-8.

Wow, that little kid was such a toddlebag.

by scag January 25, 2005

toddle

1. Noun- when a person is so stone drunk, that they resemble a toddler; in throwing up and not being able to talk, walk, pick up women, etc.

2. Verb- to act like a toddle

1. "Aww, dude you're such a toddle! Why can't you hold your beer?!"

2. "Dude stop toddling around! You're embarrassing yourself!"

by P,L,L,AMUD June 28, 2011

TODDLEGINA

An adult vagina that, due to being clean shaven, looks as if it should belong on a toddler.

"Did you see that picture of Brittany Spears' toddlegina?"

by The Maynard January 4, 2008

Fanny Tiddler

Fanny tiddler is the catapiller type hair across the top of a mans lip that they may call "a mustache"....

Jason was doin the bad thing last night but that stuip fanny tiddler got in the way!!!! FANNY TIDDLER!

by Mustashe-o Whiskers February 21, 2009

toddlerdiddler

One who diddles toddlers.

After getting busy with that 7 year old, Bourne became a toddlerdiddler.

by Wazley October 16, 2007

Toddle

A baby that offers Blowjobs at low prices.

"Man that toddle gave a great dick suck, and for only 2 dollars!"

by j0ngen January 21, 2009