A morbidly obease person, usually female, they struggle to perform routine activities of normal people. You wont be able to fit down an walk way or shopping aisle if a land walrus is already in it.
Mike: Hey Joe did you see that land walrus?
Joe: What do you think I am... blind? I had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before I could grab something off the shelf.
Joe: What do you think I am... blind? I had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before I could grab something off the shelf.
by lancer95 September 27, 2013
Get the land walrusmug. Man 1: "Did you catch fudge walrus yesterday their set was incredible."
Man 2: "Nah i was cleaning my ass out but i wish i could have seen it."
Man 2: "Nah i was cleaning my ass out but i wish i could have seen it."
by rlach77 June 21, 2009
Get the fudge walrusmug. A sexual act involving a person preforming oral sex on a male. After the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.
by Viking Of The West Coast November 7, 2007
Get the fuzzy walrusmug. A girl is giving a blow job and when the man cums in her mouth she is punched in the stomach. this will cause her to drool and the cum will look like walrus tusks
by Alicia A. January 30, 2008
Get the dirty walrusmug. The sort of high, disoriented, giddy feeling one experiences while listening to "I am the Walrus" by The Beatles in it's full length
John- Hey Paul
Paul- *Laughing* Hello
John- Wat's with you, man???
Paul- I don't know, man, I was just listening to some music and now I can't stop laughing
John- Oh god, you're Tripping on Walrus, my friend
Paul- *Laughing* Hello
John- Wat's with you, man???
Paul- I don't know, man, I was just listening to some music and now I can't stop laughing
John- Oh god, you're Tripping on Walrus, my friend
by Scrawny Little Emo Boy August 23, 2007
Get the Tripping On Walrusmug. When you cum into a girl's mouth, and while it's still in her mouth you tickle her, causing the cum to squirt out of her nose
by Lorenzoistheshit December 16, 2008
Get the Soggy Walrusmug. when a girl is giving a guy head and right as he cums he punches her in the stomach so the cum comes out of her nose in two streaks looking like walrus tusks
"Dude, I gave her a foaming walrus and little Bobby took a picture and put it all over the internet"
by SlimJimmy March 7, 2004
Get the foaming walrusmug.