fair drag

when someone tries to drag/roast you but they're 100% right so you can't even really be mad.

you: well i can't go to the gym now with this broken leg
friend: as if you were going to go the gym if you hadn't broke it
you: that's a fair drag i'll give you that one

by mothmanswingman June 8, 2017

fair election

when the candidate you voted for wins

Even though Hillary may have cheated, it turned out to be a fair election in 2016

by American_tool November 10, 2016

noblessez-faire

someone elected to government noble enough to avoid cronyism, and allow citizens to prosper

(portmanteau combining these French terms, used in English):
1. Noblesse oblige: Whoever claims to be noble must conduct himself nobly.

2. Laissez-faire: transactions between private parties free from state-intervention --------> 3. (my neologism)

People running for office -- as wealthy as Ross Perot, Mitt Romney, and John Kerry -- would ideally be uninfluenced by lobbyists' money, level the playing field by the principle of "noblessez-faire".

by anamorphosis February 6, 2012

Faire kid

A faire kid is a kid who grew up in a renaissance faire community, spells fair like faire, probably wants to be an actor, and probably gets bullied.

Yeah, she's a faire kid

by stiiiiiitch May 30, 2021

Is that fair enough

Bald Irish men say this when something is going well and if they have goats

‘Kieran nugent do you like goats’ and Kieran says ‘is that fair enough and if it’s not your a re tard’

by The goat shagger November 28, 2020

fair maiden

A good loving woman. very hot, very loyal. looks out for you when you least expect it. see also unique, magical white girl.

Leroy thought he was in a hollywood movie when the fair maidens surrounded him.

by major_delmac April 20, 2005

It's only fair

Something you say to comfirm two completly unfair things as fair.

He stomped on my toe so i kicked him in the nuts, it's only fair.

by WhAcK mAsTeR November 23, 2009