old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher

A cruder variation of old enough to bleed old enough to breed. The use of the word butcher over breed gives the whole phrase a double meaning (the reference being to abattoirs)

A: Wow, I'd give her the time!
B: She's too young...
A: You know what they say: old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher!

by Guy June 18, 2006

Butcher of New Harbor

A guy who walks around New Harbor looking like a caveman Ts, and slashing everyone with a cleaver.

Employee 1 : Yeah hear about that crazy Butcher Pete?
Employee 2 : Yeah but you haven't seen nothing yet until you've seen The Butcher of New Harbor.

by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025

Rolling ball of butcher knives

Someone who is sharp and all over the place; a live wire

She’s been a rolling ball of butcher knives managing this hospital of Covid patients.

by The Real Llama November 28, 2021

Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

Nathan Butcher

Nathan Butcher a late ascendent of Micheal Butcher is a gang of gay over sexualised rapist who love the taste of cream men’s arse wholes

When you see a Nathan butcher , who you gonna call , ghost busters

by Crazydave123 June 8, 2020

The Montana Butcher

The action of a teenager who gets caught beating his meat while he is on a football camp in Montana

The Montana Butcher had to transfer schools after the video got leaked

by Fahq72727272 May 6, 2025