Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.

Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.

by SeeUPee August 15, 2012

threesome

Noun: A sexual encounter involving one man and two women. Contrasted against a sexual encounter involving two men and one woman - a Gang Bang or Train Ride.

Sally did not consider her husband's advances towards Amy as cheating because the trio regularly enjoyed threesomes

by crew8221 March 8, 2004

Hillbilly-threesome

Pertaining to family (mainly actual cousins) who have sex with eachother and a horse.

Josie and her cousin just got done having a hillbilly-threesome with her horse Ed.

by Filmore Beavers August 2, 2010

Christian Threesome

A relationship that involves a man, a woman, and God.

Example of Timmy professing his love in a Christian Threesomes: "God I love you so much"

by maschinetheist November 7, 2011

Mint Oreo Threesome

The act of two large black women smothering a leprechaun, one on top and one on bottom during the act of sexual intercourse. Therefore, it resembles a Mint Oreo.

That leprechaun scored the pot of gold in his mint oreo threesome. Dem black bitches know how to get to the other side of the rainbow

by NAD216 August 31, 2011

canadian threesome

A threesome where at least one of the participants leaves sexually unsatisfied.

"how did last night go?"
"turned out it was a Canadian threesome, I had to finish myself off"

by A anna October 5, 2008

Threesum

Sexual intercourse between three people, usually hotter when three girls.

After hanging up on a Skype call, a threesum is usually what partakes as a nighttime activity

by iMindfreak October 30, 2011