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Tighter than twats

A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.

Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)

When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"

Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!

Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
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Actions speak louder than words

Words don't mean a thing until you show actions towards what you're meaning. You could tell your gf/bf that you love them 100x but it won't mean anything until you show it.
Bf:I love you

Gf: I love you too but you don't show it..
Gf: actions speak louder than words
by Loverxsea June 14, 2018
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dumber than dumb

Willfully refusing to use common sense and good judgement. Taking an already poor idea and taking it to the extreme.
On Halloween, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge acting, dumber than dumb, dressed up as exploding twin towers, without sympathy to the 2,977 victims of a terrorist attack at the World Trade Center in NYC on 9/11/2001 at Rosie's Club in Chester, UK. The costumes of the two girls featured the North and South Towers with paper representing fire and smoke protruding from the buildings which where made to appear as short mini-dresses.
by A pissed-off New Yorker November 11, 2013
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lower than whale shit

The lowest shit in the world. At the bottom of the sea.
Fake news medias morales are lower than whale shit.
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sticky tarantula

During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.
Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."
by zorro97 April 16, 2008
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older than God

Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
Me: Hell, no. That dude is older than God.
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A slang, degrading phrase describing the neck area (front or rear) an overweight person.
Ralph, look at Wendy, damn she has gotten fat, just look at those rolls on her face! Yeah, tell me about it Bob, She's got "more chins than a Chinese phone book"!
by Clintoncousin September 25, 2007
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