Thousand Dart Theory

The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.

Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."

by Arid_ February 17, 2009

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those deez

once ya have em ya know what it is😏😏

Brent Martinez is the only person alive who has those deez 😏😏😏

by Bitchy Brent February 9, 2022

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Blood of A Thousand Virgins

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.

Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.

by YaMama! June 10, 2013

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ten thousand fists

The newest album from Disturbed. Goes to show they are more than the average nu metal band. Some good songs of of it are Ten Thousand Fists, Stricken, Guarded, Deify, and Sons of Plunder.

ten thousand fists in the air..

by rush8192 November 3, 2005

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