Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Crappier Than Ever

What Billie Eilish trolls call her biggest hit.

Billie Eilish trolls: Billie Eilish’s song is crappier than ever, so overplayed.

by gregben February 26, 2022

toastier than toasty

When someone is already being toasty they are just like 1000x that

You must be toastier than toasty

by I LOVE TOAST December 11, 2019

Loster than fuck

So completely lost that there is no chance of finding your way.

You'd better call and tell them we'll be late. I have no idea where we are. We're loster than fuck!

by CRMNL April 13, 2011

Better Than Juan

When you're better than juan

when you're better than Juan like height and everything else.

by BetterThanJuan December 27, 2016

harder than nails

Wood hardens with age. After a period of time, you can't drive nails in some types. A carpenter might call such wood "harder than nails".

The term could be applied to many other materials that harden with age, often as an exaggeration; often food.

hard, stale, inedible

Those left-over biscuits are harder than nails.

by caloo_calay December 2, 2013

Fappier Than Ever

When Billie Eilish’s song not only makes you Happier Than Ever, but it makes you so excited that you wanna fap as it plays.

It starts out light enough but grows into a sound of cock n roll pleasure so powerful you wanna fap to the beat and let out some of your biggest moans.

Ben: Billie’s new song makes me feel fappier than ever, I love it.
Gregory: Me too.

by gregben February 26, 2022