the shank

(n).A massive, un coordinated 6'8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). To get screwed

Damn, that fool jsut got shanked

the shank by Young Pinto May 13, 2005

The Shock Dock

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock

Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days

The Shock Dock by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009

Suckin the sack

verb. Giving in to the common mainstream media and gossip; Typical bandwagoning/bandwagonism. Also, believing the government's attempt to cover something up with a bogus story.

ex.1: Joe- "Did you hear about the farm that was blown up by a missile malfunction in Iowa?"

Dave- "Yeah, they said it was caused by an underground gas pipe rupture."

Joe- "Dude, don't be suckin the sack."

ex.2: Bob- "I'm a Miami Heat fan now."

Henry- "Huh? last week you were a Suns fan. Don't be suckin the sack.

Suckin the sack by sykness1 February 21, 2011

TAKING UP THE SLACK

Discribes the moments before passing a huge turd or "windjammer"

To bend the door handle whilst taking up the slack

TAKING UP THE SLACK by Paul January 12, 2004

hit the sack

Masturbating to fall asleep before bed.

I am gonna hit the sack & passout

hit the sack by aekdbro April 24, 2011

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"

hark the shark by Sazmac July 20, 2008

Peel The Shark Out

To intentionally perform a stupid and/or dangerous activity for the amusement of yourself and/or others.

Inspired by an episode of Dirty Jobs in which Mike Rowe literately peeled a shark out of a fiberglass mold.

"Grab the fireworks we picked up on the way here, we're going to peel the shark out."

Peel The Shark Out by Jacob Heartin August 9, 2009