Sunken scroll

A lost piece of literature found by exploring the ocean.
usually soggy.

Jared apparently dug up a sunken scroll while on a scuba trip!

by snotyoyo.gif April 20, 2022

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Glory Scroll

When you view a website in it's entirety, viewed by scrolling, and enjoy every picture/tumblr/blog piece that you view.

This guy's tumblr is a glory scroll.

by The Mitchelll February 11, 2013

The Scroll of Judgment Theory

A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.

After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die

by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025

sour scrolling

This is when you are scrolling on social media and the more you scroll, the more angry, bitter, irritated, or sour you get. It happens all the time.

Kelsie: "OMG! Can you believe that Luna is going to Greece?!?! I'm so jelly!"
Rachel: ""Yeah, whatever. (continues looking into her phone with a scowl)"
Kelsie: "Hey! You know you can just stop it with the sour scrolling and be irritated with what's happening in your life!"
Rachel: "You mean like you being that bitch almost daily? Nay to that yay!"

by von groovy August 13, 2024

Stop scrolling

"Stop scrolling" is a request that never works. If somebody says "stop scrolling" to you, you won't.

Terrifying white woman: "Stop scrolling, veryuselessperson78!"
veryuselessperson78: "Leave me alone."

And then the dog came in.

by TesTy_DaBlockz July 8, 2024

scroll fugue

A disassociated state where someone loses awareness while scrolling social media and unconsciously drifts between apps. Similar to a fugue state, it involves memory gaps, autopilot browsing, and the sudden realization that you’ve ended up deep in another feed without remembering how.

I knew it was time for bed when I got sent into a scroll fugue last night while scrolling on X.

by thenamelessboss September 9, 2025