Mate - why didn't you fuck her? She looked like she was gagging for it.
Because she said she didn't want to and I am a non-rapist
Because she said she didn't want to and I am a non-rapist
by dangerBoyAu June 07, 2011
A black tall bald bitch who will take anyone in sight no matter the age, gender, or place. His preferred place is underneath the bed.
by PumpDaddyJ January 29, 2021
someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 10, 2014
by Greenery June 17, 2008
by tribefan258 July 26, 2009
Someone who likes to gently massage an animals rectum area, Sometimes the animal will get very hostile and will likely bite your cock off
by Momma Loves Big Black Nipples March 09, 2016
by shane johnkon November 09, 2007