by allx😬 January 8, 2023
Get the Palmer Porter mug.A sweet, loving, caring man. He will always be by your side whenever you need him. Always come to him when you need help. He will check up on you and apologize when he has done something to upset you. He can be sensitive if he things you’re mad at him and he will ask if you are. Please never be mad at a man named this he is so sweet.
by Actually.how_about.no November 30, 2020
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To sue for defamation but make yourself look so bad that you appear as the guilty party, have the case thrown out and made liable for all costs.
"Hey, did I tell you what happened when Ben and Bruce the media sued for defamation?"
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
"No, did they win?"
"Of course not. They just Portered themselves."
by RealBobDobalina November 28, 2023
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The act of leaving something in the same place without thinking twice about moving it or doing something about it.
Why does she leave those christmas stickers up after christmas, but puts away everything else? Looks like she has a small habit of porter gasting.
by themanme December 17, 2013
Get the porter gasting mug.Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.
by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010
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