by berrics808 November 23, 2019
Get the Hairy Galinsogamug. 1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart
by ron ap rhys July 8, 2003
Get the hairy walnutmug. DUDE: How'd it go last night?
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
HOMIE: It was cool until she spread her cheeks and that hairy starfish winked at me.
DUDE: Oh man that's scary. Well, did you go on in?
HOMIE: Naw man, wasn't feelin up for a safari after all that Borski.
DUDE: You candy ass!!
HOMIE: Yeah I know, I'm worthless and weak.
by old balls January 10, 2008
Get the hairy starfishmug. 1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina
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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina
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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride
by Poonspert May 10, 2004
Get the hairy poonmug. A sexual action;
Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses
Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.
Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses
Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.
Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.
by Millsthrills May 3, 2008
Get the Hairy pottermug. When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.
Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"
by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011
Get the Hairy Cocktailmug. by leahcim September 30, 2005
Get the Hairy Canarymug.