Hippie Grenade

a marijuana seed. got its name by the way they explode when smoked.

"John you basterd! Make sure you get out all of the hippie grenades first!"

by Travis Karacson January 27, 2008

Grenade Watch

To actively distract the least attractive female of a group for the sake of your male companions.

(generally performed as an act of sacrifice to help your buddies score).

Dude! You're on grenade watch tonight...

by Nice+Boozy July 4, 2006

Anal Grenade

1. the act of skeeting into an asshole

1. DUDE, i totally anal grenaded this chick i met at the club last night
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you

by Anal Grenader December 16, 2008

plasma grenade

In Halo, blue grenades that stick to almost any surface and explode in a cool way.

Pro: don't forget, THE BLUE ONES STICK.
Newbie: *accidentally sticks on to back of Pro's head* they what?! oh sh*t!
*BOOM*
*Pro has been killed by ally Newbie*
*Newbie has killed self*
Blue team: -2
Red team: 0

by Cpt.Bob October 5, 2003

Hand Grenade

The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.

Jay had to jump on the hand grenade so that i could hook up with her hot friend.

by Scotty2Hotty99 August 16, 2008

Schrödinger's grenade

When you purposely leave a used condom inside a females vagina after sex. Applying Schrödinger's paradox, the female is now in a state of quantum superposition where she is both pregnant and not pregnant.

Jesse: G'day mate, so how was last night?
Stephen: Fuuuuuck dude I gave Rae the Schrödinger's grenade, and she has no idea jajaja.
Brandon: Fuck me mate you're so loose, better get some money ready for child support.
Ernst: Or not, you don't know mate.

by SpanishTwat November 15, 2017

stomach grenade

Round or irregularly shaped pseudo-food typically found in school cafeterias or military mess halls.

"God, that smell. You do that?"
"Sorry, stomach grenade..."

by verelse November 13, 2003