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The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.
Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!
by djdjsn August 21, 2024
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Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool
All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??
by Le on January 26, 2022
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Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.
I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.
by Lladnek November 23, 2010
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Floater

Someone who can be described as omega. He let's others dominate him and enjoys being submissive. Typically an ass guy.
Person 1: Man, Mr. Omega is a real floater.
Person 2: Ikr, he let's his wife beat him.
by ilovefloaters666 April 27, 2022
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Dean Floater

The Dean Floater is a rare phenomenon. It occurs when an individual known as “Dean” successfully hits a basketball floater.

The move itself isn’t what makes it special, its toughness comes from who does it. When a “Dean” pulls off a tough or impressive play, it’s dubbed a Dean Floater.

The Dean Floater is a rare and almost extinct phenomenon in basketball.
He just hit the Nick "Dean Floater"
by Leonardo da Smegma October 29, 2025
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Floater

A trash can which is pushed into the crowd, and the wheels return independently.
by LidLockTV March 14, 2022
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phantom floater

Someone who takes a huge shit and leaves it for the next person to see.
I went to use the restroom only to find a huge chocolate hot dog in the toilet, I think it was the phantom floater.
by Rbomb04 December 19, 2014
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