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Graphic Design Degree

Useless. Unless, you want to work for a huge corporation. They usually take your degree into consideration because they have so many candidates. Other than that the degree is useless. You will learn much more by learning on your own online and freelancing. Furthermore, most of the classes you take in college will be very theoretical. You will not have a time to refine your useful technical and communication skills.
I went to state to get a Graphic Design Degree but I realized Ahmed is just as successful freelancing and learning on his own
by CCPMan October 12, 2017
mugGet the Graphic Design Degreemug.

douchebaggery in the 1st degree

This is the first, and least offensive, degrees on the scale of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It's observed by the violator's general ignorance to the fact that he/she has even committed such a crime at all. Usually the offense is innocent enough in nature, and independent of any other incident(s); perhaps, even the only such occasion that the individual has performed. The litmus test for 1st-degree douchebaggery can be performed by noticing if the individual is instantly self-aware of the incident, and if they are quick to apologize for it.
Shrek: "Man, Jeff bailed on me last weekend when we were supposed to go kayaking. He said he had accidently double-booked himself, and that we could re-schedule. That's some serious douchebaggery."

Scuff: "Hmmm. No man, normally Jeff is pretty straight-up about things. I think this is just a simple case of douchebaggery in the 1st degree."

Shrek: "I think you're right. How findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 1st degree?"

Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"

Shrek: "Motion carries. Sentencing tomorrow at noon."

Note: If the Court of Public Opinion has found the defendant to be guilty of a prior charge of 1st-degree douchebaggery, it may very well be possible that the current charge in question escalates to the next-highest level in magnitude; douchebaggery in the 2nd degree. In addition, the prior conviction also gets elevated to this new, and even more egregious level based on principle alone.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 9, 2015
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A Degree from F.U.

The same thing as the bird, the middle finger salute, flip'n 'em off, etc.
"Hey Tony, here's a degree from F.U."
by schoolisoutforever July 3, 2012
mugGet the A Degree from F.U.mug.

Turd Degree Burn

When you take a shit so spicy and hot that it leaves your ass stinging
Donny: Bro why is there steam coming out of your ass?
Stew: Dude, I just dropped a duece so fierce I think I got a Turd Degree Burn
by The real John Stamos July 7, 2017
mugGet the Turd Degree Burnmug.
Being compared to Rick Harrison
all me to give you a compliment of the highest degree, you look like Rick Harrison
by Kaiser Willie February 17, 2022
mugGet the Compliment of The Highest Degreemug.

10th degree burn

a burn so severe that your body starts to change into that of a robot
When he landed on the sun he suffered 10th degree burns and that's why he's a robot.
by chemistrydevil October 29, 2010
mugGet the 10th degree burnmug.

45 degree angle

When you see a good looking chick...you yell "damnnnnn" whilst leaning on a 45 degree angle, either sitting in a chair or standing.
"hey check out that chick!!! damnnnnnnn" whilst leaning on a 45 degree angle.
by Neon Knight and Solid Snake December 24, 2008
mugGet the 45 degree anglemug.

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