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cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.
“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
by Teevmeister July 12, 2022
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Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
She just gave him a Cuban handshake
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
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Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016
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cuban chuck

normally a sweaty fat male from cuban living in new jersery ,hangs around schools preying on young girls, a cuban chuck is bald and toothless
that cuban chuck walked passed me a smiled disgustingly
by tylolex July 2, 2016
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The Cuban Throw

A specific way of giving away a huge lead and losing a guaranteed victory in the game "League of Legends". The Cuban Throw occurs, when the winning team dies intentionally in the enemy base, while holding a massive lead against them and progressively start to lose the lead and eventually lose the whole match.
"Ok guys, let's go fool around in their base!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"

"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
by Megeatle December 8, 2021
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Cuban Dragondildo

Its a dragon dildo. From Cuba.
Dragon 1 - "I have a Cuban Dragondildo"
Dragon 2 - "Shove it up your ass faggot"
by Riyontakesnoshit May 28, 2016
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cuban dip

Wiping your finger on your balls or ass and rubbing it on your mates top lip
Hey Bobby, I just cuban dipped George Jefferies with a dirty middle digit
by Gaznvee January 15, 2023
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