cali crumcake

When you have a bitch floss your butt hair with her teeth and then eats the dingle berries

Bro this chick was so nasty she actually gave me a Cali crumcake

by im dat guy... April 13, 2015

Cali flipping

Consuming mushrooms and molly (MDMA) at the same time

"Dude I got so messed up last night"

"How?"
"I was cali flipping"

by Spencerkwt January 13, 2017

Cali-nization

When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)

Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)

All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.

by el_guey_mermelade February 05, 2023

Cali Pack

Weed that comes in a colorful packet, usually god tier shit that your friend will claim came from California.

Me: DAMN this gas is fire
Friend: Ofc bro it's a cali pack

by rooklz January 08, 2023

Cali Blunt

gets bitches

Cali Blunt? Yeah, she gets bitches

by Holamaloma July 14, 2022

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 September 03, 2015

Calies

A drink that is 50% coke and 50% red goon

we're just on the beach drinking calies

by dreame August 19, 2008