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after whore

1) When someone or something is so incredibly used this is the most extreme analogy you can use

2) A lifetime prostitute who is hitting her late 50s after a hard life of tobacco, alcohol and suntanning.
Those bikes they rent at that shop are so used- don’t rent them - they are worn out worse than an after whore out in Reno.
by schmuckaneers October 18, 2018
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after table

The time spent after eating food talking to the people that just ate food with you. Derived from the spanish word sobremesa and having the same meaning.
Jane and I had the longest after table tonight. We couldn't stop talking after we finished eating.
by greatmaster September 17, 2018
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After Foam

The Creamy Mixture of fanny batter and semen which congregate around a vagina after sex.
I shagged her and left her covered in after foam.
by Fack off I’m not doing it November 20, 2019
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After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.
Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"
by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017
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After F

What comes after F in the alphabet? G!
I keep this shit after F
by TundraBoy September 13, 2017
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getting after

Going hard toward something, usually used in a sexual sense, but not exclusively.
Katie was getting after Tim toward the end of the bar last night.

Jamar was getting after that homework assignment in the library yesterday.
by LifeSavr June 14, 2017
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after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.
Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!
by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016
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