A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Trevor was a little to confident as he stepped out of the bathroom following his mid-morning dump, so I knocked him down a peg with a swift weasel punch to the ear lobe.
by Editorial Salmon January 08, 2012
A driver who ignorantly ignores all raod signs and warnings waiting until the LAST possible second to "merge" into traffic from a lane that is closed ahead. They stupidly do this in hopes of getting ahead of all traffic.
While on I-95 South, Troy and I encountered a number of merge weasels when we headed into Daytona which caused my husband to swear profusely.
by angrymuppet August 28, 2011
The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.
by Berick johnson September 10, 2019
by Macsloan April 16, 2016
Another name for a raccoon. Although they are cute, they look like fat weasels that raid your garbage can.
by Garbageweasellover January 12, 2019
Verb: to probe or explore, without consent, an anus or crevice similar to a weasel searching for food.
by not yos March 28, 2011