Subway Worker

A name for your girlfriend to vaguely suggest that she handles your massive shlong that you don't have.

Some Jackoff: what does your girlfriend do?
Me: She is a Subway Worker
Some Jackoff: what is that supposed to mean?
Me: All I can say is that she knows a thing or two about footlongs.
Some jackoff: pfft you wouldn't even be a six inch

by Pubestache September 16, 2016

subway girl

combination of every hot girl in the world. Call someone subway girl if you don't know her name and she is a combination of every hot girl in the world.

holy shit that's a hottie
i think ill call her subway girl

by subway girl lover July 2, 2016

subway arms

When a person's arms are so thick and meaty, they might as well have been bought from subway.

"Hey Smith, how much did your arms cost?"

"Oh, these subway arms? They were $9.50 with a Fanta."

by epic slut October 19, 2008

subway cumshot

a footlong subway sandwich with only mayonnaise on it.

Friend 1: “Hey man you got something on your face.”

Friend 2: “Sorry I was at subway. I ordered the subway cumshot”

by stiltmaster August 29, 2022

Subway dick

1) a dick that is THICK and 6 inches
2) a dick that is a foot long

"I have a foot long dick"
"Oh so a subway dick?"
"I guess..?"
"Cool... me to bro"
"Ah"
"Wanna see it?"
"Only if I can touch it"

by Userlolz July 13, 2023

Subway Bum

A Subway Bum. Is usually a low-income person. Whom scrounges change from any available resource, so they can take advantage of subways $5 dollar foot-long deal!

Sam: Hey man why are you digging through my cup holders?

George: Im trying to get enough for a foot-long at subway!

Sam: Get out of my car you Subway Bum!

by Addicted_To_Rehab February 27, 2013

Subway Janer

I am not gonna be able to play with me and for a while and came up with a good idea of how I felt when you wipe out my life and how you gonna get back to the length and you can you...

This kid is a Subway Janer

by Oval Plutonium September 6, 2023