Status Abuse

The act of posting your entire life onto Facebook and Twitter
John Smith: is walking towards the car

John Smith: is getting into the car

John Smith: forgot his keys and closed the door...
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Ron Smith: Solves you right you Status abuser
by errington1010 March 26, 2010
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boo status

Someone in your life who is actually worth your time. They aren't a bustdown or a booty call, they have attained the boo status.
Oh, sorry I didn't answer my phone. I was on the other line with the boo status.

Oh you know Raheem? Yea girl, he got that boo status.

by Lindsational January 26, 2009
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chump status

1 a status of being the weakest of the group.2 the act of being scared.3 not wanting to take part in group actions
1."mike cant handle his drink"
"he's chump status"
2.i dont wanna fight him"
"chump status"
3."you dont wanna play, come on dont be chump status"
by ALCRUZ March 27, 2008
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pancake status

when (especially while in college) one eats pancakes for dinner. mostly because the mix is the only food left.
I reached pancake status every night this week! And need to go get more food.
by jmoney76 November 28, 2010
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chillzin status

Chillzin status is used when somebody is planning to hang out or chill, often getting intoxicated or under the influence
"Yo dog you on that chillzin status for later tonight?"
" Hell yeah "
by B Master Brett November 10, 2007
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girlfriend status

Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend
Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine
by main squeeze February 09, 2020
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Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.
Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.
by Leashla March 08, 2011
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