by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011
Get the Legit Stachemug. by loveyounot October 4, 2016
Get the Hair stachemug. Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day and are aggressive and annoying and make people argue with other people just for the fun of it.
by Rubixcubemaster1234 May 27, 2021
Get the Stache boymug. When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.
Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.
by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014
Get the stache-tuckmug. Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023
Get the Marmalade Stachemug. A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.
by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019
Get the Spooder-Stachemug. by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017
Get the ranch stachemug.