a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
by S_ May 28, 2008
by pef June 02, 2006
Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"
by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 09, 2009
Ennis: I pulled the Shocker last night.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
by The Self Shocker December 09, 2008
When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.
by Maul564 March 20, 2007
A reverse shocker
see shocker
one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts
2 in the stink one in the pink
see shocker
one of todd n tyler's unspeakable sex acts
2 in the stink one in the pink
by Mr. Plunkett April 10, 2008
The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.
"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."
by Abigorish February 06, 2008