Laundry Quarters

When a friend accepts oral compensation for doing your laundry. One orgasm per load.

Chris gave six laundry quarters to Helen for the six loads of very dirty laundry she cleaned.

TRANSLATION:

Chris performed cunninglingus six times on Helen for the six loads of dirty laundry she cleaned.

by Jerkis March 28, 2009

Quarter to 8

A really expensive BMW 745

We takin the 6 or the quarter to 8?

by jshorti00 July 22, 2005

hold quarter

Stand Firm, Holdfast, do not back down. Comes from the naval term - "Beat to Quarters" which means "battle stations"

Although the spanish fleet were pounding us with their guns, we held quarter and returned fire.

by rowlie May 20, 2004

Deuce and a Quarter

The Old-School definition refers to the classic Buick Electra 225, a sports yaht on wheels.

More modernly however, Deuce and a Quarter is a general term for a Land Yaht with a curb weight of roughy 2 1/4 tons.

Deuce and a Quarter
Notable Exaples:

Cadillac Fleetwood

Lincoln Town Car

Lincoln MK V

Mercury Grand Marquis

by Xg-Raven August 08, 2007

quarter piece

Lookin Better than a dyme.Fine.Every high rollin cat wanna pay for your ass

I like the way you look in them pants, see ya fine Your a quarter piece far from a dime

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Quarter Pounder

A girl who weighs over 200 lbs.thighs rubbing together, cankles etc. and tries to order food like she is 115lbs.and in shape when standing next to her skinny girlfriends. An extra Heavy female who can consume large portions of food, but will order little when in front of her thin friends or out in public. A large girl who wants everyone to think that she eats small portions.

Art, here comes a quarter pounder! ( 220lb girl walks through door and proceeds to order a small turkey sandwich with only mustard and lettuce, SAYS" No MAYO!" knowing she would really want extra mayo but does not want her skinny friends to see that. "Brittny, do you want to share this chocolate chip cookie with me? I cant eat all of it" ( as she is standing there with her tree trunk thighs rubbing together. Or," I would like to order a quarter pound of chicken, that would be more than enough for me" yea right like that is what she usually eats when she is built like a defensive tackle! But does so because her 110 lb. girlfriend is standing next to her!

by Bobwins1 July 10, 2012

ass quarters

The drinking game consiting of walking butt naked on a dinning room table while dropping quarters from your ass hole into the mouth of an unsuspecting stranger preferably with their shoes on while listning to jon fanda.

obviously everybody is a winner

"I love playing ass quarters with you.. I always win"

by connor mcginn October 07, 2007