Puppet-Mouth

Vertical lines from the corner of the mouth that descend to the chin, forming jowls and making the mouth resemble that of a ventriloquist's puppet. Primarily found on low-wage earning, fifty-plus office hags who seldom smile.
Did ya check out that temp they stuck up front when you came in?

Where do they get these hags? She looks like Charlie McCarthy.

Total puppet-mouth, dude. I bet she has lever inside the back of her shirt.
by crank-slapper October 20, 2009
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Lust Puppet

the submissive person in a bdsm relationship or encounter often a total masochoist
brad and his boyfriend have a complicated relationship he is a total lust puppet and ryan is the puppet master
by Amadeo Midnight January 23, 2009
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Shark puppet

A shark puppet is a puppet that resembles a shark and used for a fun new kinky way to have hand sex
Tom: dude shark puppet or nah
Joe: no
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vagina-puppet

A male who allows himself to be controlled by a female. Said individual will sacrifice all reason, dignity, and self-respect in order to satisfy his vaginal overlord.
Since meeting Angeline Jolie, Brad Pitt has become a real vagina-puppet.
by Brill Mare February 7, 2007
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butt puppets

Butt Puppets is a funny way to say you have to poop.
I have to go make butt puppets.

If you are going to go make butt puppets dont let the water splash you on you ass.
by CcreatorR April 26, 2004
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shit puppet

someone who has another's hand up their ass making their lips move in accordance to what the hand's owner wants the shit puppet to say. analogous to the puppet on a string with a puppet-master, but specifically apropo to political and/or bureaucratic figures who are controlled by others in the organization.
Beth is really just Dave's shit puppet. He has his hand up her ass making her lips move.
by scpa July 9, 2009
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meat puppet

A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot
That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!
by Zorglub May 20, 2005
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