Sneaky Jihad

When you see a person of Middle Eastern decent that you particularly don’t enjoy being around.
“This sneaky jihad took my hat
by CheekyNandis September 15, 2022
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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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leon jihad

Is The best guy of The world Has got The freshes clothe an also nice hair
Leon Jihad Has The perfectest Things in The world
by LeonMor January 04, 2017
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Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever
Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jihad:whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you
by Sanosna April 17, 2020
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Jihad

Jihad, when she falls in love, remains loyal to her beloved, and she can redeem her with her spirit. She does all she can to make him happy, even though sometimes it hurts her. Together forever
Jihad:can i go out
Him: fuck no
Jiji :whyyy
Him: im fucking jealous dont want anyone to see you
by Sanosna April 17, 2020
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Jihad

He is a hot , handsome and to simply to put it in words he is it all , he is a girls fantasy and has the best talking game
by Godrizz October 11, 2021
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Jihad

the meaning of jihad is handsome and gets many men/women and has a lot of money😱
OMG i really wanna be jihad
by adhamomarshalaby April 19, 2022
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