Gopher

One who gophs

Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard

by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018

Gopher Whistle

Gopher Whistle: losing control of your butt cheeks muscles even with a squeeze fart will come out.

On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!

by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022

gophers poking

Last night my girlfriend said no Anal sex,
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

Last night my girlfriend said NO anal sex
I said why not
She said she had a {Gophers Poking}

by Thenry January 25, 2017

Throat Gopher

Anyone who’s main mission to suck dick or is fixated on giving a person oral at the behest of another. A person who’s intent is to give only oral to another in request.

Oh girl a THROAT GOPHER, i call her up just to give me head.

by Yaboi City September 26, 2025

gopher green

One who "goes for green" i.e. likes to smoke weed. May be used derisively towards a mooch (he/she that does not contribute but merely partakes of the green)

Damn, son, that bitch is a real Gopher Green, she smoked up all of my bud.

by brandon_bluff July 18, 2014

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Trash gopher

Gangster ass gf that will dig through dumpsters and break into recycling facilities with you to score good shot

Yeeee imma go get some sweet swag from the dump so I'm going to ask my trash gopher to slide

by LiveFastEatTrash December 8, 2024