The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....
by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013
Get the Hooded falconmug. Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!
or
I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
or
I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011
Get the falcon failmug. An Australian boy, usually a teenager, who drives a Ford Falcon. Falcon boys often do not have any personality aside from the fact that they drive a Ford Falcon.
Girl A: “I’m talking to this new boy, his name is Tyler”
Girl B: “Oh no, he’s a Falcon Boy. Run away”
Girl B: “Oh no, he’s a Falcon Boy. Run away”
by catQ1235 July 12, 2021
Get the falcon boymug. The act of wearing a bird mask and clawing your partner, then slapping them with Canadian bacon, all while screeching like a falcon.
by hausbossb'gosh June 19, 2011
Get the Canadian Falconmug. The ford Au falcon is the car you want to drive when you want to get the pussy and need to make a move on your lady, it is law that if you or a friend owns a au falcon you need to scream URRRRRRH AUUUUUUU FAAAAALLLCON if seen in public
1. Yeah I got laid last night she friend zoned me until she found out I owned an Au Falcon.
2. Hey look! Across the road, AUUUU FAAAALCON!!!!
2. Hey look! Across the road, AUUUU FAAAALCON!!!!
by Lukeaaronsmith June 4, 2017
Get the Au falconmug. The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.
Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"
by ShinUeki November 3, 2007
Get the falcon punchmug. 1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.
1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."
by Sunderhorse/Tyler May 1, 2008
Get the Falcon Punchmug.