“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
by Teevmeister July 12, 2022

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

normally a sweaty fat male from cuban living in new jersery ,hangs around schools preying on young girls, a cuban chuck is bald and toothless
by tylolex July 2, 2016

A specific way of giving away a huge lead and losing a guaranteed victory in the game "League of Legends". The Cuban Throw occurs, when the winning team dies intentionally in the enemy base, while holding a massive lead against them and progressively start to lose the lead and eventually lose the whole match.
"Ok guys, let's go fool around in their base!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
by Megeatle December 8, 2021

Its a dragon dildo. From Cuba.
by Riyontakesnoshit May 28, 2016

by Gaznvee January 15, 2023
