crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008

crunch punch

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.

Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.

by Thor's trusty steed Sleipner July 17, 2007

Credit Crunch

The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!

by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009

Gordido Crunch

Noun: Fat hispanic man or woman used for someone's sexual wants, needs or desires.
How to Use: A horny man or woman go behind an overweight person, grab their fat into a clump and start rubbing their genitals against them.

A: I have such a hard on dude.
B: Don't worry there's a Gordido Crunch over there.

by Do The Mario February 1, 2018

cookie crunch

when a woman gets kicked, punched, ect. in her crotch.

"Did you you see Amber kick Brooke in the cunt?"
"Yea! That was an awesome cookie crunch!"

by Redneck Punk February 27, 2013

Cat'n Crunch

n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.

My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.

by saint_adventure October 13, 2014

water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.

Water crunches are tasty!

by varunvora December 1, 2016