carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.

" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."

by ryloken07 September 12, 2016

Carp Fishing

Carp Fishing involves going to private secluded lakes with Thomas and his uncle. You will have to share a single tent between the 3 of you and sit on thomas' uncle's lap whilst fishing for big juicy carp.

"Ethan ross loves carp fishing."

by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

carp nugget

Its is when u use a fish to help jack ur penis off

I used a carp nugget for more pleasure

by bannana in penis October 16, 2013

Carp

Someone who will borrow shit and not pay you back. They will try to bum anything money, cigs, your car.

Bob: hey darryl bum me a smoke?
Darryl: holy fuck bud this is the 5th cig you’ve bumped from me
Bob: sorry I don’t have money to buy my own
Darryl: your a dirty ass carp

by nobodys_mom October 27, 2019

Carps

Carps meaning to be suspected or suspicious of.

1.) Hey foo you see that person staying their,they looking pretty carps

1.)Hurry up and hit the phone foo you looking carps

by Diaranson September 3, 2022

carpe diem

Like YOLO but way cooler.

Person 1: Woah, dude, why did you just do a belly flop from that diving board? It's so high!
Person 2: Carpe diem!
Dumb Fuck: wHo'S cARpE DiEM. gET wITh tHE TiMEs XD sAy YOLO.

by PancakesRule September 1, 2019

Carpe Hear'em

Ever had tickets to see a band and ended up not going? Ever wish you would have / could have witnessed the greatness of an emerging talent?

Carpe Hear'em is the marching order to get up off your ass and get out there to hear the great live music all around us. Make a sweet musical memory.

"Dude, they start in 45 minutes...let's go! Carpe Hear'em!"

by ElCommissioner December 14, 2023