Taven

Relentlessly good at sports, video games, and gets biddies. he's and overall a very good brother that any can have.
Not to mention very soft emotional wise.

Hey TAVEN is a very nice person.

by CJScrappa July 14, 2021

Tavern

The stinky house covered in peepee where all the boys can get smacked and forget their problems

Dude, tavern was lit last night

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

thaden

He is a kind of poopy guy. And loves a lot of girls.

Thaden is funny?

by the dudeguy September 14, 2018

tavern shit

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar

Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!

by adamflb21 February 22, 2008

you don't have to be hungry to read the menu

A fitting term when you're checking someone out but you won't go for them.

Angelina: Look at Dan checking that dude out!
Tucker: I know right? Dan is like, ten years older than him.
Taylor: Who says Dan's going to make a move? You don't have to be hungry to read the menu..

by tayrocker November 4, 2009

This is why we can't have nice things

what do i need to say.

want an example of This is why we can't have nice things? urban dictionary would have been an better place if HORNY PEOPLE NEVER EXISTED

by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

by b_awkward92 January 19, 2018