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Tennis Boat 

(SPOILERS FOR RDR2)
In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.
Micah: "You're not better than me, Morgan!"
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*
Tennis Boat by Idfkyoupickone April 14, 2025
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tennis rage 

an out-of-body experience of indescribable rage. this level 11 anger is normally first discovered when you actually play tennis for the first time and realize you actually suck at tennis.
I can’t believe he did that to me. Now every time I see him I get filled with tennis rage!
tennis rage by olivanut July 13, 2025

tennis balling

Inserting a whole woman's breast in your mouth and chewing softly.
Bro I was tennis balling my girl last night.
tennis balling by tennis baller October 13, 2025

Tennis Spastic

Someone that hits moon-ball shots all game.
“What’s with all the shit moon-ball shots? It’s a shit way to play tennis”.
“Yeah he’s a tennis spastic.”
Tennis Spastic by Bob-Cat June 4, 2026

Tennis Spastic

Someone who hits really shit moon-balls all match.
Person 1 - “What’s with all the moon-balls? It’s a shit way to play tennis”.
Person 2 - “Yeah, he’s a tennis spastic”.
Tennis Spastic by Bob-Cat June 4, 2026

email tennis 

A seemingly endless interchange of emails without any useful outcome.
"I'm getting hacked off with this email tennis ...where's it getting us ?"
"Let's end the email tennis. What do you REALLY want?"
email tennis by Marshallasthefish December 11, 2007

New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash 

@Scottthewoz May 31, 2020
Look up the definition for "new Scott The Woz episode on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash" I dare you and I swear to god if this tweet isn't next to it I will totally understand I literally just typed all of this right now, Merriam Webster isn't a god
Net Meister: Hey Dudes and dudettes have you seen the New scott the woz video on Mario Tennis: Ultra Smash ?

Dudes and dudettes: Yeah man it was pretty radical