Definitions by Bob-Cat

Tennis Spastic

Someone who hits really shit moon-balls all match.

Person 1 - “What’s with all the moon-balls? It’s a shit way to play tennis”.
Person 2 - “Yeah, he’s a tennis spastic”.

Someone that hits moon-ball shots all game.

“What’s with all the shit moon-ball shots? It’s a shit way to play tennis”.
“Yeah he’s a tennis spastic.”