Devil Temptress

She is just what the name suggests, a woman sent straight from the depths of hell to corrupt good men of God. You may think you're impervious to the ways of a Devil Temptress but once she's got you in her clutches you ain't got a prayer. She will most likely birth your babies and maybe your brother's too.

"I tried to resist that whore I met at the Wal Mart last year, but she was just a Devil Temptress in disguise. Now we've got baby Tustin and one on the way."

by HoboChk January 13, 2009

tempending

depending on the temperature.

guy1 " hey are you going snowboarding today?"

guy2 " tempending"

by mramazingpants March 19, 2011

tempest

The most boss muthafucking kid ever to set foot on this earth.

Look it's tempest I better fucking bow down.

by tyronestroodlebene May 1, 2013

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

Burly Temple

...vodka, club soda & a splash of cranberry juice.

I was so hungover, the only thing I could drink was a Burly Temple.

by NYkid420 January 7, 2010

Stone Temple Pilots

Ancient Aztec priests who use magic to fly humungous stone pyramids around the earth, often conduct bombing runs on Holland and remote parts of California.

The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!

by Coffin Henry June 25, 2006

high templar

A StarCraft unit capable of creating hallucinations and psionic storms to destroy their enemies. Also capable of fusion into an archon.

The high templar accidentally killed all of his zealots in a psionic storm.

by Zomby_Woof January 30, 2005