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teenage casualty

a teenager who goes under the influence, falls behind, fallows the crowd, promotes danger, and/or does bad stuff.
Look, there goes another teenage casualty.
by HonestxMistake July 22, 2006
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Teenage Lobotomy

A teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they've had a lobotomy, or acts like Riff Randall: Rock 'N' Roller.
1. After skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy Ramones tickets...
Principal Togar: Kate, I am really surprised at you. I thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
Kate: Well, she's my friend.
Principal Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
Riff: I'm a teenage lobotomy.

2. Guy: Dude, here's the deal, I'm going to go and talk to...
Girl: Hey boys, what's up?
Guy: What's up? So... what was I talking about? I just totally forgot.
Guy 2. Dude, what a teenage lobotomy.

3. Ummmmm, I was like umm, going home today ummm, and I like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
That's it? That's all you saw was something that was cool?
Uh huh.
What was it?
Ummmm, I don't know.
You took all that time to tell me something and you don't even know what you were talking about.
Yup.
Wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.
by We is scientists December 24, 2009
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teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
by Balfdor July 6, 2007
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Teenage Years

Like dog years, teenage years is just another annoying time difference.

If you are with a friend, then 3 hours is equal to 20 minutes.
However, if you are doing something with your parents, 10 minutes is equal to TOO LONG.
Jack" "Can we go now?"
Mom: "In 15 minutes."
Jack: "But that's like my whole life in teenage years."
by NinjaOrangeTV December 16, 2011
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Teenage Wasteland

the name many people give the song "Baba O'Riley" by The Who it is a common misconception. The song has been covered by many bands such as pearl jam
Person #1: I love that song by Pearl Jam, Teenage Wasteland
Person #2: i think you mean the song Baba O'Riley by The Who, and Yes the sang is awesome
by lpm90 May 24, 2008
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Teenage Girl Typing Style

A way of typing that is comprehensible to only their own race. Teenage girls. Although the word includes teenage girls the age range for the extremely stupid typing is usually 13-16, the "stupid" phase of the teenage girl race.
Teenage Girl on Facebook 1: omg r u srs lol hve 2 nt uze 2 mny ltters

Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???

Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen

Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.
by I hate American girls March 2, 2011
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teenagers

Age group that people apparently like to hate. This is due to the media, those few teens who want to go out and act like a dumbass, and those who want to consider 10-, 11-, and 12-year-olds teenagers.
Those who bash teenagers are either:

- People who believe everything they read/watch on the news,

- People who want to bash teenagers because they couldn't (or can't, if they're a teenager themselves) get a girlfriend at that age, or

- Kids who believe what they see on nickelodeon (uncapped on purpose)/disney channel (also uncapped on purpose)/etc., whose shows depict teenagers in the wrong way.
by Tisteca July 7, 2007
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